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I'm planning a round-up next week to finish out my Miami coverage, but this gallery sign (at NADA, the post coming next) deserves its own post, if only to allow us to imagine the confusion its name might cause over the phone:
“Hello, 'Sorry We’re Closed.'”
“Oh, too bad, I was hoping you were still open.”
“We are open.”
“I thought you said you were closed?”
"We're 'Sorry We're Closed' but we are not closed."
"So why are you telling me you're closed? I wanted to come to the gallery."
“Then come. We’re ‘Sorry We’re Closed.’ We're open.”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t understand if you’re open or closed.”
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"So why are you telling me you're closed? I wanted to come to the gallery."
“Then come. We’re ‘Sorry We’re Closed.’ We're open.”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t understand if you’re open or closed.”
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“What part of, ‘We’re Sorry We’re Closed.' We're open.' don’t you understand?"
“All of it. Let me try it this way: Are. You. Closed?”
“No, we’re open.”
“Then why are you apologizing for being closed?”
“We’re not apologizing for being closed, we’re 'Sorry We’re Closed.'”
“OK, now you’re pissing me off.”
"We’re sorry we’re pissing you off, but we're Sorry We’re Closed and we are indeed open. However, we will be closing shortly.”
“Go to hell.”
“Madam, there’s no need to be rude.”
“I'm sorry I called."
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